Sorry I’ve been inactive over the past few days, I have been
traveling alone in Germany all weekend. More accurately, I spent the weekend
with one of my best friends from high school Tyler Tevis. My parents know him
very well, but to all of my college friend followers, Tevis and I go way back.
We first met in middle school, gradually building a strong friendship through
our high school years. Myself, Tevis, Brendan Ryan and Eric Super formed a best
friends kind of group around freshman and sophomore year called A2P, which
stands for Apples to Pancakes. We came up with this brilliant name after around
the 10th time we all slept over at Eric’s house, playing apples to
apples until we passed out and then waking up to find his mom making us
pancakes. Those kinds of names always just come to you, much like my earliest
childhood friend group Weird Club, or the perfectly descriptive phrase for my
frat Fuckin’ Sammy.
Tevis and I really bonded second semester of junior year
when he got kicked out of his Dad’s house and lived with me for the remainder
of the school year, which was about 4 ½ months. Our relationship transcended
what we thought was an already solid friendship into brotherhood. I still think
of him as my brother. When he gets a chance to visit home, even if I’m not in
Cleveland at the time, he still goes to see my parents. He was my first brother
from another mother, though now I have 8 of those (they know who they are). Growing
up, I always considered Tevis to be my most peculiar friend. He dressed hilariously,
he lost his virginity before any of my other friends, he smoked funny little
joints and carried them around in a bag that he called his Doobie Snacks, we
came up with funny words together, made weird noises around strangers, and just
got into all sorts of shenanigans that I otherwise would have never even
thought to do. And for these reasons, I have done everything in my power since
high school to make sure he still knows I love him. So, with the brief context
out of the way, on to the shit show that was this glorious weekend.
I took two buses and a train to get to the town closest to
his Air Force base, which was fairly nerve wracking, making all those transfers
in random stations in Germany. I’m actually on my final installation of public
transportation as I write this post, which is a two-story bus from Nurnberg to
Prague. He met me at the station in Kaiserslautern and brought me back to his Air
Force base, which is far larger than what I anticipated. 50,000 people lived on
the base, making it less of a base and more of a “Little America”. It was
complete with 24 gas station marts with roller dogs, fast food chains run by
Philippinos (or Hispasians, as we dubbed them), and signs exclusively in
English, which I have certainly missed during my time here. Once we got to his
dorm room, the shenanigans commenced instantly.
In other words, out came to Cuba Libres. We proceeded to get sufficiently inebriated, called a cab, and Tevis, his friend Kyle and I went to every bar within
a 20-mile radius. I would supply more details but it gives me a bit of a
headache trying to remember. I do know that we spent a lot of money, almost got
in a fight with these two German assholes, and apparently took a lot of
pictures in the main town square. We got back to his place around 6 in the
morning, and tried to watch Minority Report but didn’t make it past pushing the
disc actually into the Xbox, it just sat in the open disc tray all night.
Saturday was the true revelry though. We took a party bus to
the largest Wine Fest in the world. I have no idea what it was called because
every sign was in German, but I believed it when I saw it. I didn’t quite know
what to expect, but it definitely surpassed any expectations. There was every
carnival ride imaginable, from a ferris wheel to go karts, rides that spun
until you threw up and swings that twirled about 60 yards high. Roads of games,
food stands, and wine tents sprawled out in every direction, which made it very
easy to get lost, not like we ever cared. I’m not a huge fan of wine, so after
my first half liter, I decided to just keep it basic and got a full liter of
beer, which kept me busy for about 20 minutes. There were three massive tents
in the center of the festival that bands would play classic rock in. People
dressed in silly German costumes danced on the tables during all hours of the
day and well into the night, which we obviously had to partake in. I don’t know
if it was the alcohol thinking, but for hours I was convinced that I needed to
buy a pair of Lederhosen, as I was dead sure I could totally rock that shit. I
still think that actually, and I may have to get myself a pair. As the day
progressed into the night, I hit a bit of a rough patch, which usually happens
when you begin drinking at 3 in the afternoon, but Tevis and Eggy pulled me
right out of it with a bacon hot dog and go karts. We kept spinning each other
out and the guy working the booth had to come out and get us un-wedged between
each other and the walls. Needless to say, I think I understand why drunken
driving is discouraged.
I loved walking around with Tevis, drinking wine, laughing
at people and enjoying a perfect day. Nothing has changed between us—even
though he’s in the Air Force, he’s still the same ol’ Tevis, making funny
sounds, sarcastic as all hell, and taking pictures of German women’s cleavage
while power thrusting on top of tables. I suppose he dresses a bit more normal
now, but other than that, I felt like we were back in junior year of high
school, which normally would be a bad thing, but this weekend, it was the best
thing.
Of course, more happened in this day than I’ve explained,
but we were either drunk or hung over for about 90% of our time together, so
give me a break. That’s pretty much it though; I think I got out the majority
of the details. I’m super glad I took this chance to see him, and it will
probably be a long time before I see him again. At the end of the month, he’s
getting shipped out to Djibouti for 6 months where he’ll be overlooking newly
installed radio communication software. Then he’s back to Germany until at
least next October. I’m sure he’ll be just fine though, he’s always been a
smart guy. I wish nothing but the very best for him, now and forever. Good luck
out there buddy, I’ll be right here when you get back.
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